Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Progress Report of My Life Span Till


0-5 years: Version 0.0 to 0.5 -

Being a kid, always love to be with my mom all the time, pooping and peeing not only in mine but in neighbor’s   house too, learning the lessons of shouting,  speaking, walking on knees then running and  to smile and to Love.


5-10 years: Version 1.0 to 1.5-

Still a kid, Getting primarily educated, recognizing locality and surroundings, roads and streets and people around me;
Everyday cried with a new excuse to miss the school, as school was to near, come back again and again,Bhaiya in my neighbor dropped me school every time


 To join a marriage ceremony visited Sikar with my grand Maa & grand Dad, there fight with them for a bit of sweets n make them out of house, a remembrance.
Watch the movie Jurassic Park in theatre with my Dad
Spend every summer vacations at village; what the days these were we 12 kids like monkey’s pantaloons.


10-11 years- Version 1.5Beta- Transient phase to the outer world. Gearing up to shell out of cocoon.


11-17 years- Version 2.0 to 2.5-

Loved Kites very much, December and January spend on terrace, twice fallen and many times punished by Dad
Admitted to new school, now learning the lessons of socializing, self dependence, adolescence, puberty, patriotism
My general knowledge improves that girls are really pretty, some metabolic reactions takes place inside us so something happens like in Magnetic theory South Pole and North Pole attracts each other
Get an offer for friendship from a girl; come to know about new type of relation
Infatuation with a girl, but never built up so much potential to propose her
Had lots of fun; had load of crushes;
Highly curious student, don’t know how I got good result in my high school.
Had a few wonderful teachers, rendering some life time inspirations and lessons, also made a few lifetime friends;


Nationalist, patriotic, socialist thoughts pinch high in my mind.


During 11th standard my wings spread exponentially
Got a bike , mumma’s gift
Abuse n curses on highs, indulge in fights.
Just taste the Beer and hell was done when someone tell this to my mom.

Life was fun..all of it. Never cared for anything else.


17-18 years: Version 3.0 to 3.2-
Dropped for IIT JEE, coaching at FIITJEE, for first two months working hard, sucking life, books and books all around, miserable life, cleared NDA, got call letter from SSB Dehradun, putting JEE into bag get fully determined for SSB, the 6 days at Dehredun are really wonderful for me but don’t know why am not selected, have lots of regression, but anyways got an life time experience.

After that  IIT classes held ad Mc Donald’s.
Was quite famous (notorious, funky) at coaching Classes for asking unusual doubts.


18-19 years: Version 4.0 to 4.2-

New Life starts in sand dunes at Engineering College Bikaner.

Life sucked at times and it rocked at others.
Somehow managed to live in 48 degree Celsius during summer while 2 degree Celsius in winters
New friends all from different parts of nation and excited Hostel life.
Highly famous in hostel.
During first summer vacation visited Kullu-Manali without informing at home ,my best holidays ever
Got screwed for indulging with warden. :X
Learn to bunk classes, debar from internal exams.


Ego, frustration, silly mistakes, attitude problem, shouting, carelessness.
Fall in love and crush myself.
Studies, Playing,  Robotics, Blogging, social networking and nothing serious.
Met a few of the greatest seniors.
Tour to Goa & Mumbai after 4th sem exams , first time take alcohol, prawns, parasailing, speed boat and night at Titos Disco thek , cruise and many more


20-21 years: Version 5.0 Alpha & Beta-

Art of living, a bit of self realization.
Reinvented myself. Smile on my face.
Hectic life. Started Hera-feri(not theft just a type of business), earning some cash of my own.
Anchoring
Result below 70%, a  bit more self realization, Interests in academics.
Reconstructing and structuring myself.
A bit more sincere ,started to dream about the career ,rarest thing I thought of in my first two years:
Being more practical.
Moving towards atheism.
Experiencing bureaucracy.
Securing a strong base for further professional career ahead.

Waiting for the new release of Version 5.1 Alpha




5 comments:

Unknown said...

Amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well set.........
Good work,keep it up......

abhishek said...

so hav't left any stone unturned thats like living big .....keep on , one day others will narrate yr life and mine

Narendra Singh Bhati said...

highly inspired ,hence writng blog in such a manner....

Saurabh said...

Simply awesome !!!!! Enjoyed the life in all manners Doesn't matter how gud or ill they were and he is still enjoying....keep rocking buddy !!!! Be the same...

Saurav Bhardwaj said...

Awesome and jabardast bhai..Whatta beauty with explanation u have given to ur writing manner.. Superb guru.. I really appreciate the manner.. :)